Happy Birthday BABIES!!

-aww.bob

ok league match , also first ever match against CM1

Maps : 2fort

Score: 4-2 (Win to Aww)

Both teams started out cautiously, no one venturing forth. Then suddenly a lapse of concentration saw CM1 bring the flag out onto the bridge. This woke the babies up, and a fierce battle for the intel ensued on the bridge. Just when it all seemed lost, Aww.Pauly managed to somehow stealth pass CM1 and grab the flag from right beneath their noses! Halftime score ended 2-1.

2nd half was concluded rather fast. 2x cap from yours truly ended the match 4-2. GG. Man utd EPL Champions btw.

Lessons Learnt: SEWERS suck hardcore guys.

YO!!! League match.

Map : Gravelpit

Final score : 6-4 ( Win to AuR)

1st set , Aur overrun aww. 3-0. Aww responded in fashion. 3-3.

2nd set, Aww defence suck cock again. 3-0. Aww;s young baby team fell behind. 1-0.

Final score : 6-4.

Guys , 1 more time. WE OWN !!!!!!!

Nxt up: CM1

Map : Granary

Score : 4-0 ( Win to Aww)

Yoyo! Miss me boh? Anyways, after much miscommunication over the dates for the match, we finally settled on 11pm Sunday. Match starts, match ends. 4-0 Granary. Nothing much to write about here as the match was rather straightforward. This puts us at 3 points after 2 games, after the 6-5 loss to H2H. Not bad guys! work harder yo. Back to WoW. HEEEE HEEEE

ok since i’m abit free , i shall write about the match

2 Maps , Gravelpit , Granary

Map : Gravelpit

Score : 6-4 ( Win to Aww)

ok this is first match in about 2-3 weeks for most of us as we haven’t been playing…but things turned out fine apparently. Aww.gary couldn’t make it back for this map as he was still in sch doing proj lololol. Match started with Aww.Dennis representing Aww against TMG in a scout melee fight !! aww.dennis got close..but still not good enough , tmg won the fight and chose BLU !! Anyways, 1st round tmg capped A then got B in the dying seconds but Aww. held out to successfully defend C. Aww’s attack was relentless and capped ABC smoothly. 2nd round almost same thing happened except Aww managed to defend B successfully ! good job guys! Win to aww.

Map : Granary

Score : 4-0 (Win to aww)

Nothing much to see here as TMG tried a radical new strategy by playing engineer on granary and Aww managed to cap 4-0 pretty smoothly. GG tmg. I’m sure you guys weren’t playing seriously. Looking forward to see u guys in the league.

Highlights : Fa||en making dumbass comments on sourcetv. Seriously wtf. And he wonders why no one likes him. Can we say , retarded?

IN YOUR FACE.

New Motto : FUCK IT GUYS !

yo babies, long time no see. Anyways cut the story short, TF2 League is starting, preseason friendly against TMG, let me know who can make it this friday. Also i’ll rotate players for the first match. I won’t be playing cuz i’ll be overseas so BABIESSSSSs, don’t miss me

Aww.Dennis

Yo doods,

As we all know, our family is getting quite big, and I’m sure everyone wants to play in scrims, so if you guys feel strongly about playing a certain scrim do let me know so I can try my best to slot you in. Don’t be shy, everyone will get his chance to play. I’ll try to do rotations to the line up as often as possible so everyone will have a chance to play some competitive games and gain more experience, if for some reason you feel left out or haven’t been playing as much as you would like, do drop me a msg so I can do something about it.

If you guys are thinking: ” I’m not good enough, <Insertname> is much better so I should let him play.” , don’t. We are all here to have fun, and although losing is frustrating, we can try out best to make it a positive experience.  Besides, there isn’t a gulf of difference between the players and basically everyone can perform the job just as well imo. So be more confident guys! Let me know if you all want to play, its a legitimate request so don’t be embarassed by it.

Note: We won’t have a fix line up, with people like myself , gary , bob who plays almost every scrim be susceptible to changes in line up too. I find it refreshing that we fielded an entirely different line up against RN yesterday and had lots of fun. Too bad i couldn’t spec We’ll do more team mixes in future so brace yourselves! Good job!

Maps – Dustbowl , Well

Ok this will be another chop chop report as its hell week for me over here. New maps this time round !

Map : Dustbowl

Score : 6-5 (Win to Aww)

Ok pew pew pew , Aww caps 6 in 19 mins. Pew pew pew , RN managed to push Aww to the last point showing much improvement. Aww was placed under much pressure for the entire duration but managed to hold out for a 6-5 victory ! Aww.Capricious , Aww.Bob and Aww.Fate showed their skills as the trinity carried the team to victory in dustbowl ! GaRy wanted special mention for his magic trick on dustbowl stage 2 so here u go…special mention….

GG

Map: Well

Score : 4-0 (Win to Aww)

Dennis with his brains, concocted cheeky moves and directed the traffic flow as Aww stomped to a 4-0 victory. GG.

Notes : After the matches, half of Aww GTG for several reasons. As i’m writing this report, the remaining Aww fighters are still battling it out on gravelpit……..HOW WILL THEY FARE?? There is only one question to ask : ARE WE WINNING?

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Gravel Pit

5 – 6, Aww win.

First set Aww was defending, was a pretty close on. RN manage to cap Point C during overtime. RN improved a lot.

Special thanks to H2H Elwin for playing sniper. Pew pew many headshots which saved our babies

*Dennis or Gary, you guys can modify the content if you want to*

Aww’s Players Line up:
Bob
Azareal
JG
SuperTSuper
Elwin(H2H<3)
EmissirX

RN’s Line Up:
Implosion
Auggy
Alandalf
Kai
Intoxica
Irradical

-EmissirX-

Maps : Gravelpit , Granary

GG again..blah blah blah

 Map : Gravelpit 6-6 (overtime win to v.co by 4mins+)

Okies, i’ve got shit loads of projs to do so it’ll be chop chop…a little pew pew here and a little pew pew there , gravelpit overtime….then a little more pew pew here and a little more pew pew there , v.co win by a difference of 4mins+ in overtime.

Map : Granary 4-0 (Win to v.co)

Scout action all the way, with Aww.Dennis’ rotation policy failing. GG.

 Highlights of the match : Aww.Ken excuses 101 : My comp dam lag , My keyboard change , My mouse change , I cannot play on dustbowl , My mouse sensitivity too high, and today’s all new excuse : My sniper got 39 points , i play it too much my scout rusty liao….. WTF DIDI

Are WE WINNNNINNGGGG?

Okies..its another night with scrim! and our opponents are Invicta!

Match was slated to begin at 10, then 10.30, then finally at 12. While waiting for Invicta’s last member to fix his connection issues, Aww.Pauly and Aww.Dennis got pawned by their gfs, where Paul had to send gf home and Dennis had to go macdonalds for supper with gf, Life > tf2. In the end, match began at 1am after Dennis rushed home. Invicta team consists of 5 Invicta members with 1 sub ( Aur.Cookies).

Map : Dustbowl

Score : 6-6 (Overtime win to Aww by 1-2 mins)

Ok, its our worst map. Things started out brightly though as Aww managed to squeeze some time out of invicta at part2,cp2 while playing defence,however the supposedly impenetrable defence got owned by Inv’s well coordinated attacks in the end when Aww.Gary’s debut hw guy got shot in the head whilst standing on the CP sadface. Despite Aww’s best efforts, Invicta managed to cap all 6 points in the end.  Aww’s attack was fast and swift until map 3, last cp. It took Aww almost 10-12 mins before finally capping the last point to force the game into overtime. Heroics by Aur.cookies and Inv’s sniper forced Aww to be trapped in the alleyways most of the time as Aww struggled to wade through the spam. This results in heightened tensions on teamspeak with Aww.Pauly in his best form – whining, screaming and shouting at everyone and everything except himself (duh). Somehow the negative influence spread to the rest of the team with everyone in a foul mood. Thx paul, u own, u can even make Aww.Bob pek chek. Highlights include paul screaming ” fuck u all la, the sniper keep owning you all!” just before Erica Durance sniped and dominated him. Despite the struggles, heroics by Aww.Gary secured the last point for Aww.

Stopwatch

Ok stopwatch round, another exciting set of everyone’s favourite map – Dustbowl! So on with the pew pew pews and Invicta managed to cap 6 points in 16 mins+. This seemingly insurmountable task almost crushed Aww’s spirits but as Aww.Pauly learnt to shut up and calm down after repeated suanings by Aww.Gary, Aww found renewed drive! First map 2nd point proved to be the place of contest between Aww and Invicta as Aww had some problems capping it. However, Aww.Pauly having diverted his attention from whining to sniping, showed his status as THE BACKBONE by sniping 3 members of Invicta just as the rest capped it at 4mins+. Good job pauly! see, Less Whining More Winning! Maps 2 and 3 were finished off in clinical fashion by the Awws taking not more than 2 attacking waves to capture each point. Aww managed to unconvincingly scrape past Invicta with 1-2mins left on the stopwatch clock. Close!

Good job Aww! A bit close but well done nonetheless. We need to work on the CPs that has been giving us problems historically. Stage 1 CP2 and Stage 3 CP2 are our problem areas.

Notes : After the match, i went afk as the rest of Aww were discussing some top secret tactics ( I’m guessing) that we can utilize to WTFPWN in the next scrim. It ended up with them going to play Dota as I went to write this report before going to bed.

P.S : Pauly isn’t that bad la, just /ignore him if he gets on your nerves! no hard feelings babies, he only says what he says at the heat of the moment.

Good Night All ! Grats to Win!

Gary after speculation that his demo < JG’s demo, has recently been suffering from insecurity - Driving him to constantly remind the team (“my demo is zhai ok! Tell you all liao, uber me can liao…..blah blah “)^100

So who will be Aww’s Demoman? Stay tuned to find out!

Less Whining, More Winning