Match – Invicta

Okies..its another night with scrim! and our opponents are Invicta!

Match was slated to begin at 10, then 10.30, then finally at 12. While waiting for Invicta’s last member to fix his connection issues, Aww.Pauly and Aww.Dennis got pawned by their gfs, where Paul had to send gf home and Dennis had to go macdonalds for supper with gf, Life > tf2. In the end, match began at 1am after Dennis rushed home. Invicta team consists of 5 Invicta members with 1 sub ( Aur.Cookies).

Map : Dustbowl

Score : 6-6 (Overtime win to Aww by 1-2 mins)

Ok, its our worst map. Things started out brightly though as Aww managed to squeeze some time out of invicta at part2,cp2 while playing defence,however the supposedly impenetrable defence got owned by Inv’s well coordinated attacks in the end when Aww.Gary’s debut hw guy got shot in the head whilst standing on the CP sadface. Despite Aww’s best efforts, Invicta managed to cap all 6 points in the end.  Aww’s attack was fast and swift until map 3, last cp. It took Aww almost 10-12 mins before finally capping the last point to force the game into overtime. Heroics by Aur.cookies and Inv’s sniper forced Aww to be trapped in the alleyways most of the time as Aww struggled to wade through the spam. This results in heightened tensions on teamspeak with Aww.Pauly in his best form – whining, screaming and shouting at everyone and everything except himself (duh). Somehow the negative influence spread to the rest of the team with everyone in a foul mood. Thx paul, u own, u can even make Aww.Bob pek chek. Highlights include paul screaming ” fuck u all la, the sniper keep owning you all!” just before Erica Durance sniped and dominated him. Despite the struggles, heroics by Aww.Gary secured the last point for Aww.

Stopwatch

Ok stopwatch round, another exciting set of everyone’s favourite map – Dustbowl! So on with the pew pew pews and Invicta managed to cap 6 points in 16 mins+. This seemingly insurmountable task almost crushed Aww’s spirits but as Aww.Pauly learnt to shut up and calm down after repeated suanings by Aww.Gary, Aww found renewed drive! First map 2nd point proved to be the place of contest between Aww and Invicta as Aww had some problems capping it. However, Aww.Pauly having diverted his attention from whining to sniping, showed his status as THE BACKBONE by sniping 3 members of Invicta just as the rest capped it at 4mins+. Good job pauly! see, Less Whining More Winning! Maps 2 and 3 were finished off in clinical fashion by the Awws taking not more than 2 attacking waves to capture each point. Aww managed to unconvincingly scrape past Invicta with 1-2mins left on the stopwatch clock. Close!

Good job Aww! A bit close but well done nonetheless. We need to work on the CPs that has been giving us problems historically. Stage 1 CP2 and Stage 3 CP2 are our problem areas.

Notes : After the match, i went afk as the rest of Aww were discussing some top secret tactics ( I’m guessing) that we can utilize to WTFPWN in the next scrim. It ended up with them going to play Dota as I went to write this report before going to bed.

P.S : Pauly isn’t that bad la, just /ignore him if he gets on your nerves! no hard feelings babies, he only says what he says at the heat of the moment.

Good Night All ! Grats to Win!

Gary after speculation that his demo < JG’s demo, has recently been suffering from insecurity - Driving him to constantly remind the team (“my demo is zhai ok! Tell you all liao, uber me can liao…..blah blah “)^100

So who will be Aww’s Demoman? Stay tuned to find out!

Less Whining, More Winning